Wednesday, May 30, 2007

free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, i'm Free at last....

Well, praise be, I finally got the final divorce papers - my divorce becomes final on June 16, 2007. I couldn't be happier. Now i just have to mail off that last support check, and that final settlement check (you know, the one where I pay my ex-wife thousands of dollars for the privilege of supporting her non-working lazy butt), and then my obligations officially end. Then I will never have to listen to her screams or demands again. I am SO happy.

another example of why i had to dump this chick - if you've been a faithful reader, you already know that in my largess, i had offered to keep her on my car insurance for a while - essentially, shortly after I kicked her out, she got into an accident and totalled her car. Get this - I finally get her to tell me that the insurance company had taken possession of the totalled car, so I call the insurance company and tell them I want that car taken off my insurance, as well to take her off my insurance policy as a driver. The insurance company then tells me, even with a divorce, i can't just "take her off" my insurance. I then point out that I pay for all of it, and if that is there position, then I will just cancel my entire policy immediately. They then get whiplash from backing up to tell me that they can take her off after 30 days. So I say "fine, just do it". One more example of the anti-male bias in divorce.

Anyway, after all this, last weekend I get a frantic message on my cell phone from Boo asking how could you take me off the car insurance policy? Seems she assumed i was going to keep paying for her insurance forever, even though she is apparently buying a new car that would cost me considerably more to insure. I never called her back, if she wants insurance, she is free to go out and buy it. I'm done.